I put all the blame on KC for our loss tonight.


My life has been a lie.


It’s noon, does that mean it’s time to get out of bed?


I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my fist, punch your face - maybe?


Ended up passing out before going. Shit.

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Comic book shop today. I swear, if Chuck asks me if they sell porn, I’ll punch him in the face.


bitcheslovechucktaylor:

bringingsleazyback:

No, but I am itching. Need someone to scratch me.

Bro you need to get your shit checked

Nobody got the time for that!


bitcheslovechucktaylor:

bringingsleazyback:

No, I am not rude sir. I’m implying that you approach what ever women you do, saying that! Now I must punch you in the face.

You’re itching to have a slow and painful death aren’t you?

No, but I am itching. Need someone to scratch me.


bitcheslovechucktaylor:

bringingsleazyback:

I bet you tell that to the women you approach.

Are you implying that you’re a woman now?

No, I am not rude sir. I’m implying that you approach what ever women you do, saying that! Now I must punch you in the face.